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Estimated to be delivered on 12/01/2022 - 15/10/2022.
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He mastered every move... except letting go.
Dive into classic grindhouse nostalgia with Kung-Fu: The Grip of the Belt, a tongue-in-cheek martial arts parody that kicks harder than a bad decision at 2 a.m. This retro-style T-shirt captures the spirit of those over-the-top dojo flicks — with a twist.
Featuring a martial arts “hero” entangled in his own black belt disaster, this design channels 70s kung-fu posters, complete with bold vintage fonts, faded colors, and a tag line that would make Bruce Lee raise an eyebrow. Perfect for martial arts junkies, retro movie lovers, or anyone who’s fought battles they weren't ready for (especially with themselves).
Whether you're heading to a dojo nowhere near you or just throwing high kicks in your living room, this soft, breathable tee is built for champions of chaos.
Features:
Retro movie poster design
Vintage martial arts humor
Printed on premium 100% cotton
Distressed look for extra authenticity
Guaranteed to get a laugh (and a few awkward nods)
🧾 Backstory:
Some warriors conquer the enemy.
Some conquer the world.
He couldn’t even conquer his own belt.
Coming soon... to nowhere you expected.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Shoulder tape for stability
- Durable double needle stitching
- Structured side seams
- Lightweight and breathable fabric
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 17.00 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 20.50 | 23.00 | 24.50 |
Length, in | 25.00 | 26.00 | 27.00 | 27.75 | 28.00 | 28.50 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 13.75 | 14.25 | 15.12 | 15.62 | 16.50 | 17.37 |
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You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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